hooked on phoenix

Mon, 06 Feb 2006 20:50:50 GMT

introducing the worst hump day ever

Thu, 20 Oct 2005 03:57:38 GMT

my knee was fucked up again...on a day with over 100 file requests
and everything that didn't get done last week

Wed, 28 Sep 2005 06:04:03 GMT

You are a
Social Liberal
(63% permissive)

and an...
Economic Conservative
(68% permissive)

You are best described as a:

Libertarian

Link: The Politics Test on Ok Cupid
Also: The OkCupid Dating Persona Test

weekend update

Tue, 06 Sep 2005 16:50:03 GMT

ok so apparently a fratrat rammed his bike into a bus...seconds later, the kid is riding across the street...meanwhile we sat for an hour so handful of cops could earn their salaries.

the solution to preschool arthromorphism

Wed, 22 Jun 2005 19:09:33 GMT

500 alleged dog fucking pigs shot
"I'm Juxtaposing" by Eightheadz, creator of 8BM.com

The East African Standard reported that the Mayor of Nyahururu town, Muritu Karumba, ordered 500 pigs to be shot dead because they were mating with stray dogs.
Now if this was true, that wild pigs were going around mounting stray dogs then I can see how the good Mayor felt that he needed to take action.
This is just one of those situations where something must be done.
Pigs are very intelligent animals. If they start fucking dogs and see that they can get away with it, there is no telling what they will try next.
However his reasoning doesn’t leave me feeling so confident.
The mayor claimed that he wanted to avoid any outbreak of disease that could be caused by acts which obviously broke the laws of nature and caused “unnecessary commotion”.
Acts that break the laws of nature create diseases?
So that’s where disease comes from huh?
Interesting.
Actually Pig farmers in the area are complaining that the Pigs weren’t going around fucking dogs at all. The mayor just wants to kill the pigs to make some fringe group happy that got him elected.
Personally I don’t know which to believe.

Wed, 11 May 2005 14:42:12 GMT

I am:

a ~~pink~~ black highlighter pen

Traditional underlining with a pen has to be done slowly and carefully or it looks like hell. A highlighter pen is so much quicker! It makes paperworkers more productive. And it tells the world that someone is a bold and colorful character. (Or it would, if it were some color other than pink.)

Which office supply are you?

UPD-8

Tue, 26 Apr 2005 15:32:34 GMT

You are

What Rejected Crayon Are You?

whatever lol

Thu, 17 Mar 2005 04:14:41 GMT

Randi Bull asks: Have you seen me?

sidenote: whatever became of the Inquisition...

Mon, 21 Feb 2005 18:17:24 GMT

o_O l can eat liver w/o throwing up

.....of course it's been over 20 years

Mon, 21 Feb 2005 05:36:00 GMT

100 AbSurD and Random Questions for the Clinically Bored
Created by DraganAnwar and taken 171 times on bzoink!
If you were a mythological creature what would you be?	shadow
What color are your bed sheets?	colors are an illusion
When sitting on the floor do you cross your legs or sit on your knees?	neither
What's your element (fire, water, air, earth)?	fire
What's the most valuable book you ever read?	erm...the phone book?
If you were an anime or cartoon character what would you look like?	no clue
What about personality?	what about it?
What about your role in the show (hero, villain etc.)?	the show
Does playing violent car games make you want to run over people?	nope ...dealing with people does that
If you have to be trapped inside a videogame, which one would you choose?	all of them
What's your totem animal?	i dono
Who or what were you in a past life?	someone/thing else
Do you eat your veggies?	rolls eyes no ..i buy them for conversation
Have you ever been attracted to or tempted by someone of the same sex?	if you mean tempted to destroy.. yes
What really pisses you off?	most things
Do you exercise regularly?	no
If you could go back in time where and when would you go?	anywhere
What were you like as a kid?	shorter
What's your deadly sin?	i am sin
Pick a song that represents you or your life?	no
If a movie was made about your life right now what rating would it have?	XXX
What about the title?	what about it?
If you could only grant life to one of your favorite characters who?	all
What's the best compliment you ever recieved?	you're sick
What would you look for in choosing a roommate?	ladyparts
What phrase(s) do you over use?	none
Do you pretend to like people?	usually
Do you avoid confrontation?	no
What was or is your highschool click like?	the word is clique .. stupid fuckworm
Do you ever pretend to be smarter than you are?	no
Do you ever keep arguing even when you know your wrong?	i'm never wrong
What picture do you have on your desktop?	none
What are the top three traits you look for in a mate?	xyz
What are the top three worst qualities a person can have?	being a person
Are you an elitist?	yes
What amusement park ride would you be?
Do you wear sexy underwear or the grandma pack (women) tighty whities (men?	tighty
What character (book, game, movie, anime etc.) do you most identify with?	.....
What time do you wake up?	too early
If you could meet one of your online buddies right now who would it be?	:$
If you were a flavor what would you be?	snafu
If you could be granted one talent what would you choose?
If you liked someone would you tell them regardless of circumstances?	yes
Do long distance relationships work?	maybe
Are you a coward?	......
What kind of books do you read?	the kind with paper in them
What turns you on?	.......
What turns you off?	.......
What's your most alluring physical quality?	don't have one
What part of your body are you the most insecure about?	.........
Scuba-diving or Sky-diving?	both
Do you attract a lot of attention from the opposite sex?	no
What about the same sex?	what about it
Is it more important to live fully or virtuously?	fully
Has anyone ever been in love with you?	?
If so, who?
Have you ever been in love with anyone?	yes
If so, who?
Do you like sweet, salty, or sour snacks best?	snacks
How old is your computer?	younger than it acts
What gender do identify with the most?	z
Are you shy around strangers?	no
Are you scared of the dark?	no
Are you open and expressive with your feelings?
Or are you cold and reserved?	yes
Do you or would you resist falling in love?	yes/no
Are you afraid of commitment?	no
Do you chew gum?	chew and swallow
Has anyone ever told you that your sexy?	not honestly
What's your favorite fruit?
What religion or philosophy is closest to your own?	mine
Is there anyone you'd die for?	yes
If so who?
What's your sex drive like?
Is there someone you look up too?
If so who?
What kind of shoes do you wear?	black
Can you walk on your hands?	no
Do you have a rival or arch-nemesis?	no
If so who?
Are you flexible?	no
What's your favorite name for a girl?	checks list ...nevermind
For a boy?	?
All time worst name ever?
Are humans a virus?	yes
Do you engage in cyber sex?	no
Would you preform oral sex?	yes
What color is your bathroom floor?	beige?
Can you keep a secret?	yes
Do you talk about people behind their back?	no
What's your weapon of choice?	stars
What's your martial art of choice?	video game
What's important to you?	her
Do you boast?	no
What's your worst kitchen disaster?
What's your greatest culinary accomplishment?
Are you good at comforting people?	no
What's your favorite cookie?	raw
Whose the sexiest person you know?
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Wed, 16 Feb 2005 19:00:32 GMT

Your element is Darkness: Self centered, strong
willed, mischievous and mysterious. You're quite
dark and often times frightening, although you
may be good looking it's just a costume hiding
the darkness of your heart. You detest everyone
but yourself, people are simply insects to be
burned under the power of your magnifying
glass. People are somewhat drawn to your
mystery but find out too little too late how
cruel you can be. But you have a passionate
soul, that is unless you already sold it.
Pursuing whatever you set your mind to, you
look at life with a 'Shut up and leave me
alone' attitude most often because people
generally seem to annoy you. You may be the
ruler of darkness but you can often times be
generally lonely wishing for someone to share
in your dance of darkness so long as they know
who is the master.

yummethly true

Mon, 07 Feb 2005 17:28:59 GMT

1. unbearably thrilling (and old) news
of the day: my mother is a complete idiot

2. no applause necessary...just bring me fort knox

Mon, 31 Jan 2005 21:29:44 GMT

technology sucks...

l might put up a quiz later.

*hmm*

fuck the world (not literally)

Wed, 26 Jan 2005 02:23:40 GMT

l miss Rache ...there are no fractured fairy tales after all *exploses*

Tue, 25 Jan 2005 22:36:26 GMT

¥esterday l saw my first (sadly minor) car accident.

no sirens, blood, or twisted metal *sigh*

bje